Getting to know us.

Hosanna, our wacky president, loves cats, is prone to getting lost and allergic to coffee. She's a freelance writer on the verge of becoming a dastardly lawyer (somebody help us!). 'Transit needs you', is her battle cry. Heed the clarion call...

The ever surprised calamari from the kalahari, aubry chong -fondly known as ah yaw- is keeper of the worship schedule and high commander of the drums since his teenaged years. His secret hobby is doing laundry. Shoe size 10, toe size 99.

Popping too many pills did it for our resident doctor david chung, transplanted serembanite and proud upholder of the family cause. Can be spotted headbanging to the steady beat of patients' bedside monitor (and occasionally, to music, when he thinks nobody is watching).

Bernice the smile menace, serial flasher of a thousand smiles, tireless worker, caring friend, and the elder half of the winsome twinsome. Has a penchant for bulletproof vests, never spends less than an hour in the washroom, and makes the best seafood chowder on this half of the earth.

Secret agent sean masquerades as a tv producer by day but plots to take over the world by night. Diagnosed with manic footy obsession disorder, has been known to cook up a storm, and never leaves home without his 'stinky' blanket. Swears by jamie oliver and all things black. He is the elder brother of the winsome twinsome and would like everyone to know that he is immune to coffee.

A closet lover of pink and purple, sidney makes up for his lame jokes with his dazzling dance repertoire that's virtually unrivalled in this part of town. Proud father of a 1979 black performance mini cooper (with racing stripes), he spends every rainy day washing it. His bold experimental changes in hairstyle can be attributed to the fact that he is running away from the police.

Camp psycho, bass junkie, aspiring songwriter, hopeless romantic, darren the baron enlarges his entertainment skills by singing in the toilet and amusing us with his witty ditties all day long. Never can say no to a scrabble challenge.

Recent star of a musical, state football player, and former ballet dancer, Eunice is studying to be a teacher of special children. The other half of the winsome twinsome (refer above) has a soft spot for butterflies and cracked her skull when she was a kid. May soon rival Imelda Marcos' shoe collection.

Watch out for this rocker girl from the cat city, kuching lass sharon is one power-packed ball of fun, energy, and cute expressions. Probably the only half-iban, curly-haired, sun-phobic, singing, sweetheart of a computer designer we know.

Joni is Thailand's latest import, narcissist/ fashionista/ musician/ doe-eyed dancer. Inhales music 24-7, has a clone (read: younger sister), and can't survive without her favourite mascara. For the record, her voice is her asset and dance is her forte. Oh, and darren is her brother.