Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Day We Took Nice Photos, by Joeh-nar Lim

* disclaimer: all characters in the story about to be told are completely fictitious. Any relation whatsoever to any person whether living or dead is entirely coincidental. The story is entirely fictitious, random, and strange. So take it with a pinch of salt, and I hope, a few laughs.

Last Sunday, Joeh-nar Lim made an astonishing discovery. It made her nose quiver with curiosity. It made her ears swell with amazement. She was sneaky enough to capture it on film and couldnt wait to share it with all her friends. You see, what Joeh-nar Lim saw on that amazing day, had never been seen in USJ before. After all, who knew that superheroes would make an appearance on an ordinary given Sunday?

It all started when Joeh-nar Lim decided to go for lunch at the new 'Sunshine Bistro'. Meanwhile, inside the bistro, Cavern Thumb and some friends were enjoying their usual Sunday noontime meet-up. Cavern ordered "maggi goreng telur mata". This is what he got:
It looked normal enough, but when he tasted the first bite, Cavern was horrified! The moment the noodles went into his mouth, his face started to itch! Silver spots popped out all over his face, akin to a funky dalmation. His friend Sandy fainted looking at him, imagine the shock! Cavern covered his face in agony.His unusual appearance prompted stares from curious onlookers, Joeh-nar Lim included. But then again she was too busy with her lens to stare too long, which explains why there are no close-up photos of Cavern Thumb's face. As Cavern and Co were trying to think of a solution, suddenly, a great thud was heard in the bistro. All heads turned to the door and they all saw a superhero kick his way in: "Hai.... yeah! Ah char! Ah Char!"


In the distance, bells rang and electric guitars clanged. A mysterious cloud of smoke covered the entrance, when it subsided this was what was seen ...... another superhero(ine)!
(When Joeh-nar Lim managed to close her awe-struck mouth, she quickly snapped a close up of the superheroine's hair ...) to be continued.....
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....by you guys! For the first time ever, you get to write on Transit Blog. We will post up your stories on what happened to the two (as yet un-named) superheroes and Cavern Thumb. Use the tag board or comments feature.

  1. Each person is limited to one paragraph only.
  2. Each paragraph should not exceed 50 words.
  3. If your 50 words are up before you finish your story... just leave it hanging. It's funner that way!
  4. Let your imagination go....
  5. There will be a prize for the best story...

3 comments:

joni lynne said...

The superheroine turned and GLARED at Joeh-nar. "HEY!ni mae yo license, ni mae yo license!"

Sir Darren said...

Unknown by Cavern and Co Dahvede, it wasn't the "maggi goreng" that splotched up his face but the evil Super Sadistator who from his own bitter experience had decided to make everyone happy feel miserable.
"Now I shall scrabble all your faces you minions!" yelled Sadistator. "Wah char siew kong gaka gaka woolapu ki swah!" replied Jousteenman the kicking hero(unfortunately he spoke Womandarin).
"What will we do? We don't understand him!" said Cavern.Suddenly something caught his attention and he gasped
"Look up in the sky! It's a burung! No it's a kapal terbang! NO IT's CHER-RON the language genius!!"
Cher-ron landed with a skid, flicked her hair gallantly and said....

Anonymous said...

"who wants to listen to my new song?"

"What? You were supposed to save me! What's with the song?", yelled Cavern. "Who wants to listen to your song?"

"Oh well!" CHER-RON replied with a huff, "If no ones appreciate my art, I shall take it somewhere else" and with a shake of her hips, she was gone.

"Man, that was weird..." mumbled the Super Sadistator. With that, he waved his evil fingers and Cavern becomes a siew pow. "Muahahaha, I really am evil!"

One more magical wave and Jousteenman becomes an egg tart.

"Buahahakk.. gak.. cough.. cough.." SS [Super Sadistator] reels with delight and a sickening dry cough. "And now, for my masterplan..."