Know Your Transiters Part 2

Self-proclaimed (drama) queen Chloe divides her time between marketing for Tastebudless Anonymous Society and mapping all major shopping centres in Kuala Lumpur. This former 'dancing queen' now renders keyboard services on Sunday with her nimble fingers when required. She can be reached at iamlost@dontfollow.me

Kevin Tan, suspect number DW0718959, is highly sought-after in KL, JB, and some say Penang. Wanted in connection with a number of offences including spiky hair, telling jokes, and highly dangerous gaming skills. Works with his accomplice and can be quite effective. Thinks nothing of destroying entire populations with a styer aug. Please report if you see him spilling the blood of innocent computer avatars.

When hypnotized, aspiring psychologist Shannon denied washing her white Myvi every Thursday. She cannot remember whether she is allergic to eggs or seafood but we're glad to inform you this condition is entirely curable. Although for her quietness and kind volunteer driving there is no remedy. Perhaps if she loaned us her uber smart Warehouse jacket, Vincci shoes and MNG bag, we might ask Dr David to find a cure.

Watch out for the tool-wielding Leng Chai Jin who goes by the name Edmund on weekdays and has been known to answer to the nickname "Ah Jing" some weekends. See him personally to ask about his bar-ring exploits (it's really not what it sounds like) or request a special performance of a magic trick. Not many people know this, but he can fly. Shhhh... it's a Transit secret.

If there's a technical question Lydia Lamit the mechanical-engineer-to-be cant pull off , we think we'll pass. This 100% Iban girl has a penchant for ear rings, can't stop smiling, and we're very sure she knows how many watts a flourescent bulb uses. Don't be surprised if you see her in an airplane someday! Not as a stewardess, but a pilot.

When Joshua announced that Corey was his brother, we were surprised at the *ahem* number of visual similarities between them (countable by one hand). However, since the day we saw his side profile minus spectacles, we were quite convinced of the sibling similarity. Our ever-ready guitarist prefers to go by the moniker J.Lo (his surname is Long, so go figure), not to be confused with the artiste of the same name.

The quintissential Corey is an interesting species occasionally spotted out of its natural habitat of Subang Jaya. This recent SPMer and avid drummer counts down the days to his 17th birthday (hint: right to drive) and owns 158.97 white t-shirts. Related to many Klang YE families, not to mention the Malaysian national Elvis, HT Long.



It was a dark and stormy night. (sound effect) The winds howled, the thunder raged, the rain poured in buckets. Suddenly, Justin appeared. We screamed! (Ok, maybe the story of how he joined us wasnt that dramatic.) But this poster boy for cooking and Jamie Oliver's disciple can surely whip up a storm in the kitchen. Strong contender with Ah Yaw for "biggest toe" title.